Quotes of the Tale
**Disclaimer: Some quotes have graphic, sexual nature as well as suggestive & coarse language. The
words said do not necessary reflect the views of the webmaster. Even quotes said by the webmaster
herself. ;-)
"It's coming! It's coming!" - La (January 1st, 2003)
"Be quiet asshole!" - my next door neighbor in apartment three imitating angry roommates and neighbors while blaring chords on his electric AMPLIFIED guitar at 12:45 AM (January 6th, 2003)
"You aren't supposed to try to break the neck's of my stuffed animals!" - me (January 15th, 2003)
"Pet the puppies!" - Jt (January 16th, 2003)
"I'm going on a diet." "When?" "Tomorrow....." "Riiiight." - Cooper and I (January 31st, 2003)
"That's not very pious of you!" - me (February 2nd, 2003)
"It can do tricks!!" - Jt (February 3rd, 2003)
"Well all I gotta do is go 'flex' and it'll go side to side." - Cooper (February 4th, 2003)
"There's a fold in my pants, there's nothing there!" - Jt (February 7th, 2003)
"Who's in my ass!?!?!? GET OUT OF MY ASS!" - Jt (February 7th, 2003)
"I peed on myself." "Oh that's special ed." - Megan & Cooper (February 7th, 2003)
"I'm gonna bite your boob!!" - Megan to Jt and Cooper (February 7th, 2003)
"___ and ___ aren't a lesbian fantasy, they're a lesbian nightmare." - me (February 7th, 2003)
"Hump her leg!" - me (February 7th, 2003)
"You know why you did that, you want the millions of viewers that go to April's web site to see your ass." - Cooper (February 7th, 2003)
"Will Megan get laid this year?" "No." - me and Yoda, the talking doll (February 7th, 2003)
"Yoda is corrupted!!" - me (February 7th, 2003)
"As I said I'm trying to kill all those brain cells." - Cooper (February 7th, 2003)
"In another world that could have been Jt holding his ass from Cooper's penetration." - me (February 7th, 2003)
"I want it known that I have shaved my balls before and I will never do it again!" - Cooper (February 7th, 2003)
"What!??!? WHAT DID I SAY!?!?!" - Cooper in regard to above (February 7th, 2003)
"Ok, put it out to the world. I am ashamed of nothing I have ever done." - Cooper (February 7th, 2003)
"There are a few exceptions to that." - Cooper... I wonder which THOSE were!! (February 7th, 2003)
"THAT TASTED LIKE BURNING!" - Megan (February 7th, 2003)
"Ok... my hand is right by your wang!" "That goes on the website!" - Megan and Jt (February 7th, 2003)
"Jt! Your head is by her coochie!" - Cooper ::webmasters note - AND IT WASN'T MINE!:: (February 7th, 2003)
"It would save me the trouble of finishing the job!" - Cooper
"I gotta finish this beer." "I gotta find my beer." "Maybe it's up JT's ass, that where everything else is tonight!" - Jt, Cooper, and Megan (February 7th, 2003)
"Cooper I don't think your girlfriend would approve of you touching my ass!" - me (February 7th, 2003)
"Cooper get away from my ass!" "I'm not near your ass.... but NOW I AM!" - Jt and Cooper (February 7th, 2003)
"I'm fisting Jt." - Cooper (February 7th, 2003)
"Oh, you had me all excited there for a second." - me (February 7th, 2003)
"I'll call your boss and tell him that I did you up the ass and you can't come in to work." - Cooper (February 7th, 2003)
"What is she doing to that dog!?!?!?" ::Pause:: "Oh, petting it." - me (March 8th, 2003)
"Adult World, with Adult Arcade" - sign (March 8th, 2003)
"What does it have? Street Hooker?" "Blow job in in the alley, 500 points!" - Jt and Cooper in regards to above (March 8th, 2003)
"Cooper, check out the paint job on that car." "Oh they're Mexican." - Jt and Cooper (March 8th, 2003)
"Winter Spinter Spring Spummer Summer Faummer Fall Finter Winter." - me (March 10th, 2003)
"I took that personally, that and the fact she was a whore." - Cooper (March 11th, 2003)
"Henry Clay. One of the long list of people in American history that would be better off if I had killed them." - Cooper (March 11th, 2003)
"They're like big meatballs." - me (June 6th, 2003)
"You put some speed on it." - dad (June 12th, 2003)
"Better then the dog being in her bed." "Oh the worst she ever does is sit on my face." - jt and me (July 10th, 2003)
"Don't touch my nipple in public!!!" - Brandon (July 13th, 2003)
"I hate stupid people!" - Cici (July 13th, 2003)
"You want to wake up dead." Cooper to Jt (July 13th, 2003)
"Grog hit rock with hammer. Grog hungry ::snort snort snort::" - Cici (July 13th, 2003)
"Hello Asshole, is this your first time?" - Cici (July 13th, 2003)
"He's probably playing a big giant game of shaft the April." - Cooper (July 13th, 2003)
"Here goes the quote book!" - Cici (July 13th, 2003)
"April and Cici with bats, it must run in the family!" - La (July 13th, 2003)
"Is that near the fountain?" - Cici (July 13th, 2003)
"Stop it, that hurts!" "It's just a wooden bat!" - me and Cici (July 13th, 2003)
"Drop some napalm and burn that shit!" - Brandon (July 13th, 2003)
"What are you? THe triumverent twins of evil?" - Cooper (July 13th, 2003)
**The song currently playing is "My Stupid Mouth" by John Mayer. Fitting eh? :-)