Quotes of The Tale 2002 
"No they're fucking sausages." - Laura (March 21st, 2002)
"But I have experienced it's contour and on that basis alone I have made the determination it's a nice ass." - Mike (March 21st, 2002)"Rectal penetration is bad and will be discussed no further." - Mike (March 21st, 2002)
"Let's just make sure you two aren't satisfied tonight." - Mike (March 21st, 2002)
"Hey, you were the one with those hungry looking eyes." - Mike (March 21st, 2002)
"So is he now going to quote the Bible as foreplay?" - me (March 21st, 2002)
"Oh f*&@ yourself." - Laura (March 21st, 2002)
"Thumb in the bum!" - Mike (March 21st, 2002)
"My ass is slowly slipping into the crack." - Mike (March 21st, 2002)
"I have to get out of this bed, because Jesus told me not to be in bed with you." - Mike (March 21st, 2002)
"I hear a nipple!" - Mike (March 21st, 2002)
"Oh *&*@ it doesn't blink like the other ones!!" - Laura (March 26th, 2002)
"Stand still and take off your top." - Mike A (April 5th, 2002)
"Softball players do it in all nine positions." - Leslie (April 7th, 2002)
"69. Satisfaction from both ends." - Kelly's Bagel Creation at Bagel & Deli (April 7th, 2002)
"Captain Wimpress of the S.S. Wimpy, the ruler of the isle of Wimp. Who is he running from today? The Doctor!" - me (June 24th, 2002)
"You need more then one helmet." "Yup!" - Jt & Brian (July 7th, 2002)
"My head is spinning, but keep fucking me Brian!" - Laura (July 7th, 2002) **Disclaimer: Brian is NOT doing Laura. He was doing Morgan at the time.
"Pass out there, we'll wake up tomorrow!" - Brian (July 12th, 2002)
"Covington!? Do you know how much shit goes on down there?" "Great! We'll be there!" - Jt & Brian (July 12th, 2002)
"They were going to poke it with a drill bit. OH! That's not going to piss it off!" - Cooper (July 12th, 2002)
"I want back in the boat!" - Mitch (July 14th, 2002)
"There aren't even black people in Canada... I'm moving there." - Anon. (July 15th, 2002)
"Man it feels good down here!" - Megan K. (July 23rd, 2002) "They taste like M&M's if you suck on them awhile." - Cici (July 23rd, 2002)
"Quick! Pull out your binoculars, there's a deer over there taking a shit!" - me (July 24th, 2002)
"I don't wanna be the threesome faerie." - Cici (July 25th, 2002)
"Dude, I'm not feeling your titties." - Megan K. (July 26th, 2002)
"I found peace on these hills.... and then there was distruction." - Mike (July 26th, 2002)
"You've got splooge on your boobs." - Brandon (July 26th, 2002)
"What a fucking faggot! Who fucking says stuff like that?" - Laura (August 29th, 2002)
"I can't say fuck this many times." - Laura (August 29th, 2002) **Upon reading April's quote page this comment was made.
"What smoking were you drinking?" - me (September 15th, 2002)
"Your roommate, Brandon, just called me the anti-Christ!!" - Anna (Sept. 18th, 2002)
"How can you swallow a bottle cap? I can't even handle alcohol!" - Kelly's roommate Kelly (Sept. 28th, 2002)
"Never have I ever, had a shower with Megan in Anderson Hall. ::takes a drink::" - Clay (Sept. 28th, 2002)
"This is Ashley, she was the one on the table for anyone who was at Kelly's party." - me (Sept. 30th, 2002)
"I'm going to the special hell! Special hell!" - Jt & Cooper while they were watching Firefly (Oct. 5th, 2002)
"That's a good Bible!" - Jt & Cooper repeating Firefly (Oct. 5th, 2002)
"Flying is safer then driving with April." "What!? That's it Ben, I'm going to slow down so Mike wins!" - Ben & I (Oct. 11th, 2002)
"You don't understand, there aren't just four... there's fifteen! And they are all like her!! ::points at me::" Mike to Ben (Oct. 11th, 2002)
"I'm sorry but you have to put the towel back on your head." - Lauren (Oct. 12th, 2002)
"We'll be the newly ordained order of softball nuns." "I don't think anyone on our team could be a nun, espescially Chrissy." me and Lauren (Oct. 12th, 2002)
"I don't think anyone on our team could handle a vow of chastity." "Hell no." - me and Mlinarcik (Oct. 12th, 2002)
"You guys! We can't go to a steak house with vegans!" "Why not? She can find some lettuce." - me and someone, though I forget who (Oct. 12th, 2002)
"Good morning Mike, how are you this morning? Last night was wonderful. I'm so glad you're back at Miami for awhile." - Kristin in her sexy sorority voice (Oct. 12th, 2002)
"I could take three of them out right now...four! No, I like them...she's nice...she doesn't talk much, but she's nice...she's nice too....HER." Mike A. (Oct. 12th, 2002)