Diary of A Student

Diary of A Student An Elven Tale

This page began as something completely different but now I'm changing the format. After two weeks into this semester I have decided that I have some really funny teachers. So if you want to find out what they have to say why not read on down?? :-) Click on one of the links to be taken to their part of the quote page.

POL 291 -> World Politics (John Rothgeb Jr.)

"Now anyone who's a smoker is an idiot...and I'm sorry if there are any smokers in this room but you're an idiot."

"We have support payments to tobacco farmers, that's like support for the mafia!"

"Pretty soon I'm going to be bankrupt, just like my sister-in-law."

"Unfortunetly the same Bible gives the Paletinians the same claims from God."

"You can end up with competing claims from God, and then you got a bad problem."

"We come on Tuesday because Miami has the queer Monday/Tuesday switch day."

"Wilhelm II or William the Second or if you want to you can just call him Billy."

"I think we should have taken the land cause they weren't using it right, and now we are."

"I don't care if it's from Germany, Italy, anywhere... if I can get a bagel into it I'm made."

"I like to go there on Saturday night and try on gloves."

"Yup empty!" - When referring to the state of Wyoming.

"Eddie! Search and destroy!!"

"Now you give me a gun and I'll shoot them. I have little respect for human life."

"I don't know what to do on a code orange, does that mean I go buy a gun?"

"Now if Harrison Fold were president, if he were president... or Bill Pullman from Independence Day... Bill Pullman would have BEEN in one of those F-16's."

"We don't need to invade Thailand, we'll buy Thailand. And they did." - In regard to Japan's changed attitude after WWII.

"Ask them how many books they've written, I've got more."

"So that means, I'm right again!"

"One thing they did have in Russia though was chalk that didn't break."

"What are we going to do otherwise? Just sit here and throw chalk at each other?"

"Marxism was wrrrrrrrrrrrrong!"

"If you're a true communist you make things up as you go along."

"Wouldn't it be cool if I could have a paint ball gun? Then I could be like 'Shut up!' and then boom! Paint splatters all over you."

"Pebble Beach has gone to Hell! The Japanese own it!"

"I guess Eddi'es leaving because he knows Cleveland's next and he can't take it. Espescially with those Browns!!"

"It's disturbing and I'm disturbed."

"One short of...GOOD GOD ED!"

"Now I'll have to kill him after class."

"So anyone who wants to buy Swamp Land in Florida, see me after class."

"They were being dissed... ::Laughter:: Yeah I know, that's an attempt to be kind of cool."

"Any self-respecting government would have shot him... but no!" - In regards to Hitler

MGT 302 -> Operations Management (Hugh Seyfarth)

"For my graduation I got a Monte Blanc pen, I still have it. I used to use it a lot when I had a real job, but now? Eh."

"We'll pass out the exams, some of you will pass out."

MKT 291 -> Principles of Marketing (Brett Smith)

Scene: Taking Role on The First Day

Scott: "I go by the name David."

Brett: "Of course you do."

War Emblem ((The horse for those that don't know))

Bought for $70,000.... Sold to Shiek for $900,000

Won Twice -> Now Sold for $17,000,000

Kind of makes you think doesn't it?

"The reason we are making fun of Erin is that she was perfectly right. We make fun of smart people in this class."


	Diary of A Student Diary of A Student An Elven Tale This page began as something completely different but now I'm changing the format. After two weeks into this semester I have decided that I have some really funny teachers. So if you want to find out what they have to say why not read on down?? :-) Click on one of the links to be taken to their part of the quote page. POL 291 MGT 302 MKT 291 POL 291 -> World Politics (John Rothgeb Jr.) "Now anyone who's a smoker is an idiot...and I'm sorry if there are any smokers in this room but you're an idiot." "We have support payments to tobacco farmers, that's like support for the mafia!" "Pretty soon I'm going to be bankrupt, just like my sister-in-law." "Unfortunetly the same Bible gives the Paletinians the same claims from God." "You can end up with competing claims from God, and then you got a bad problem." "We come on Tuesday because Miami has the queer Monday/Tuesday switch day." "Wilhelm II or William the Second or if you want to you can just call him Billy." "I think we should have taken the land cause they weren't using it right, and now we are." "I don't care if it's from Germany, Italy, anywhere... if I can get a bagel into it I'm made." "I like to go there on Saturday night and try on gloves." "Yup empty!" - When referring to the state of Wyoming. "Eddie! Search and destroy!!" "Now you give me a gun and I'll shoot them. I have little respect for human life." "I don't know what to do on a code orange, does that mean I go buy a gun?" "Now if Harrison Fold were president, if he were president... or Bill Pullman from Independence Day... Bill Pullman would have BEEN in one of those F-16's." "We don't need to invade Thailand, we'll buy Thailand. And they did." - In regard to Japan's changed attitude after WWII. "Ask them how many books they've written, I've got more." "So that means, I'm right again!" "One thing they did have in Russia though was chalk that didn't break." "What are we going to do otherwise? Just sit here and throw chalk at each other?" "Marxism was wrrrrrrrrrrrrong!" "If you're a true communist you make things up as you go along." "Wouldn't it be cool if I could have a paint ball gun? Then I could be like 'Shut up!' and then boom! Paint splatters all over you." "Pebble Beach has gone to Hell! The Japanese own it!" "I guess Eddi'es leaving because he knows Cleveland's next and he can't take it. Espescially with those Browns!!" "It's disturbing and I'm disturbed." "One short of...GOOD GOD ED!" "Now I'll have to kill him after class." "So anyone who wants to buy Swamp Land in Florida, see me after class." "They were being dissed... ::Laughter:: Yeah I know, that's an attempt to be kind of cool." "Any self-respecting government would have shot him... but no!" - In regards to Hitler MGT 302 -> Operations Management (Hugh Seyfarth) "For my graduation I got a Monte Blanc pen, I still have it. I used to use it a lot when I had a real job, but now? Eh." "We'll pass out the exams, some of you will pass out." MKT 291 -> Principles of Marketing (Brett Smith) Scene: Taking Role on The First Day Brett: "Scott ___?" Scott: "I go by the name David." Brett: "Of course you do." War Emblem ((The horse for those that don't know)) Bought for $70,000.... Sold to Shiek for $900,000 Won Twice -> Now Sold for $17,000,000 Kind of makes you think doesn't it? "The reason we are making fun of Erin is that she was perfectly right. We make fun of smart people in this class."